AHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post is tribute to Caitlin Hatch.
Late this afternoon our doorbell rang. I was hoping to not have to answer the door due to the fact there was a stranger there with a large white van. ( sorry but that to me looked like a kidnapping waiting to happen.) however Triston ran up to the door screaming in excitement saying" daddy's ere daddy's ere". not to mention we have a window next to the door the length of the door so really there was no way out of this one unless I still wanted to pretend like I was not home but that would do me no good because then I would be answering the door to the local sheriff. After running around my living room chasing dogs to throw in the laundry room I open the door and a man starts to advertise a free carpet shampoo, most all of you I'm sure are aware of the Kerby routine. At This point I have been standing at the door for about five minutes now and holding Triston, I decided to put Triston down and as most people do you put your hand on there butt as they Perseid to slide down your hip. I froze in shock to the realization that Triston had been butt naked the whole time. I'm sure the thoughts running through this mans head was " White Trash" ( Did I happen to mention this man was Hispanic) not that I am racist but that he really was thinking " White Trash". It didn't help that today was one of those lazy days were you don't get dressed brush your teeth or do your hair. all I have to say is I was looking pretty scary. I perseid to apologize to the man and demanded Triston to go to his room. This explained the strange looks coming from the man to Triston. Caitlin I can now truly say I feel your pain, or should I say embarrassment.